• Martin (2024)

    Martin (2024)

    Martin is a high voltage Kannada action thriller which can applauded and put to good use for several reasons. The movie starts off in Islamabad Pakistan, which has a prison filled with all the MMA wrestlers of the world. While the entire North India is…

  • Yudhra (2024)

    Yudhra (2024)

    So last night I made myself an omelette. It wasn’t an ordinary omelette it was a cheese and Kheema omelette. I put on the movie as I started cooking the Kheema. Stirring the well minced mutton as I looked at Siddhant chaturvedi who was beating…

  • Vettaiyan (2024)

    Vettaiyan (2024)

    Vettaiyan is the latest offering from TJ Gnanavel whose last movie Jai Bhim was a super super success. In this movie Gnanavel tries to talk about the moral dilemma behind encounter killings, wait no sorry, drugs in school, no coaching class scams, no no, Chinese…

  • The Buckingham Murders (2024)

    The Buckingham Murders (2024)

    Okay, first of all, let me say that someone who can make an awesome Biryani or a fantastic cake is perfectly capable of making a terrible Sabudana Khichadi. So when, Hansal Mehta, who made Shahid and Citylights makes Buckingham Murders you shouldn’t hold that against…

  • Devara Part 1 (2024)

    Devara Part 1 (2024)

    A movie made for the masses is usually supposed to be intense, grandiose, with high voltage action, stars with huge fan base, seeti maar songs and dances and a racy plot. Devara gets all of this but forgets to get in the plot. So we…

  • Do Patti (2024)

    Do Patti (2024)

    DO PATTI, BUT EK NA CHALI!Do Patti scores top marks for me as one of the worst A-lister Hindi films I have seen in recent times. I like both Kriti Sanon and Kajol as very capable actors, but Do Patti is that one film that…

  • Do Patti (2024)

    Do Patti (2024)

    Director: Okay ladies I have a movie for you Kajol: Yes Yes Yes I wanna do a movie Kriti: Me too. But I won’t be a robot again Director: Alright, well, this is not about robots, it’s a thriller Kajol: A thrillerrrrrrrr Director: Yes a…

  • Stree 2 (2024)

    Stree 2 (2024)

    Stree 2 is the 4th installment in the Maddock Supernatural Universe, directed by Amar Kaushik. And as things would have it, the supernatural universe gets worse and worse. The movie is one more entry into the genre of “horror-comedy” where the horror is funny and…

  • Vedaa (2024)

    Vedaa (2024)

    Vedaa is a movie about a young woman resisting the caste system and fighting against the antagonist. Wait no… sorry, Vedaa is a movie based on true events about honour killings. Oh wait no sorry again, Vedaa is about a court martialed Major who fights…

  • Ulajh (2024)

    Ulajh (2024)

    Ulajh is an espionage thriller centred around an IFS diplomat posted in London. The movie starts with a long shot of the mountains in Kathmandu quickly descending on Janhvi Kapoor’s butt as she runs up the mountainous stairs. And that’s where the camera focuses for…

  • Auron Mein kahan Dum Tha (2024)

    Auron Mein kahan Dum Tha (2024)

    I will begin by saying that Neeraj Pandey deserves a huge round of applause for making this movie. It takes some serious courage to think that the viewers of the 21st century are a bunch of morons. And this sort of courage shouldn’t go unappreciated.…

  • Tejas (2023)

    Tejas (2023)

    Courage, Valour, Patriotism and Truth Tejas is a movie that is an all encompassing feature of all the above mentioned characteristics, let me assure you. It takes an immense amount of Courage to pick up the remote, open Zee5 and click on Tejas. The Valour…

  • Christopher (2023)

    Christopher (2023)

    CHRISTOPHER, WITH LITTLE TO OFFER What can you say about a movie that is an endless parade of predictable clichés right from the word go? Watching it till the end was like watching a train derail on a bridge — you know what to expect,…

  • Nanpakal Nerathu Mayakkam (2022)

    Nanpakal Nerathu Mayakkam (2022)

    MORE NIGHTMARE THAN DREAM Nanpakal Nerathu Mayakkam is a strange movie. Reminiscent of the style of films like Elippathayam (1982), it is deliberately slow to the point of ennui. There are cinematic devices strewn around in the narrative ostensibly to evoke a “how clever” from…

  • No Man’s Land (2021)

    No Man’s Land (2021)

    WARNING: CONTAINS PARTIAL SPOILERS നായികാ പ്രാധാന്യമുള്ള കഥയാണ്. അല്പം ബോൾഡാണ്. അടി പൊളി, പറയൂ. നായിക സിംഗിളാണ്. ഒരു ഹിൽ സ്റ്റേഷൻ റിസോർട്ടിലെ സ്റ്റാഫ് ആണ്. അവിടെ വരുന്ന സിംഗിൾ ആണുങ്ങളുടെ കൂടെ കിടക്കുന്നതാണ് മെയിൻ ജോലി. ഭക്ഷണം പാചകം ചെയ്യും, നന്നായിട്ട് മദ്യപിക്കും. കൊക്കെയിൻ സ്‌നോർട്ട് ചെയ്യും. ഇത്രയും പോരാഞ്ഞിട്ട് കഞ്ചാവും വലിക്കും. OMG, റ്റൂ മച്ച്. വേറെ കഥാപാത്രങ്ങൾ?…