The Greatest Of All Times

Vijay Fan: Machaa whatta movie daaa

Non Vijay Fan: Which movie?

VF: GOAT daaaa……whatta movie maccha….see it

NVF: Saw it….what’s so great about it?

VF: Thalapathy daaa……in action…..he looks so young

NVF: Dude, seriously that’s CGI, they made him look young

VF: No No….the older Vijay looks young, the younger Vijay also looks young….like how? How did they even…..omg

NVF: CGI….AI….take you pick

VF: Yes Yes…..whatta pic daaaa

NVF: seriously you are so random

VF: Shattap da…..whatta story maaaannnn

NVF: What story? This movie made “Leo” look like a masterpiece

VF: You insensitive moron….Leo WAS a masterpiece…..this is masterpiecer.

NVF: Considering it makes pieces of my brains…..yeah

VF: Dude the plot twists maaan

NVF: What plot twists? It was convoluted……matlab kuch bhi

VF: Hindi Illa …..speak Tamil machaaa. Daaa. Podaaa daaaa

NVF: Bakwaas movie. And I thought only Bollywood made them….

VF: Superhit machaaa……. podaaa

NVF: 0/10

VF: 10/10

#DaMoRating: 5/10

Disclaimer: I don’t want to get into this fight so I simply took the average of the above two ratings. Warna movie bakwaas hai, but who will handle Vijay Thalapathy fans daa? 😂😂🤪🤪